11/21/2023 0 Comments A termite walks into a barBang you are now the bartender smiles.Ī skeleton walks into a bar and straight to the dance floor to pound some flesh.Ī man walks into a crowded bar holding a gun, he yells “Which one of you zombies bit my wife last night? “some zombie in the back yells “you don’t have enough bullets mate”Ī guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender what is a good website for Halloween jokes. The bartender says I cant serve the dead in here. It answers I’m a ghost dressed in a zombie body its has a get my kicks.Ī ghost, a zombie and a witch walk into a bar. After about and hour the bar tender asks why he won’t die. The bartender says I can’t serve you a drink as you look already stuffed.Ī zombie walks into a bar and everyone seeing the zombie tries to kill it. That was last Halloween.Ī scarecrow walks into a bar. The bartender asks how was his day? The monster answers “its been hell the local cycle-path has been trying to kill me.”Ī bartender walks into a bar having a Halloween party. The bartender asks what type of music are you intoĪ monster gets off his push bike and walks into the bar. the bar tender ask why ant spare rid said he is looking for someone special to put them in their cageĪ mummy walks into a bar. The monster wanted to wine up the mummy.Ī spare rib walks in to a bar. So he took the rest of the night off.Ī green witch walks into bar and is asked to leave as it’s red witch night.Ī monster and a mummy walk into a bar. The bartender says what the hell a Halloween candy just walking into the bar. The bartender asks what is he having tonight?Ī Halloween candy walks in to a bar. The bartender picks it up and puts it in the blend for the witch at the bar to drink.Ī demon walks into a bar. The bartender as asks what drink would you like any thing that will make me croak all night.Ī frog walks in to a bar. They kill themselves.Īn English zombie, an Irish zombie and an Australian zombie walk into a bar and the bar tender says “What the hell is this? Some kind of joke?”Ī Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”Ī spider walks into a bar and the bartender stands on it!Ī frog walks into a bar. The bartender asks what you having matey.Ĭhuck Norris walks into a bar full of zombies. No the skeleton replies but can you live without your skeleton and takes it from him. The bartender smiles and asks if he can smile. The bartender asks “How are you going to pay?” the black cat answers “I’m not, I’m to paw!Ī skeleton walks into a bar. The bar tender asks “Why he didn’t fly in.” ” It’s a against the law to be drunk and fly.”Ī two legged black cat walks into a bar and asks for a bowel of milk. So the wizard goes around knocking out the bar staff.Ī bat walks in to a bar. “Sunlight” The bartender said “Well you will be here all night to get a shot of that.”Ī wizard walks into a bar. The bartender asks “What is your poison?” That’s because the werewolf likes his meat tender!Ī vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Who carved you up?”Ī werewolf walks into a bar and everybody runs out except the bartender. The next day, the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can say a word, the duck asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender looks taken aback and says quietly, “Sorry, don’t have nails.Halloween bar jokes for people that love to laugh!Ī blind vampire walked into a bar, and into a chair and a table.Ī ghost walks into a bar, the bar tender says “Sorry mate, we don’t serve spirits here.”Ī witch walks into a bar and the bartender asks her “How does she like her poison?” “With an apple thanks.”Ī three eyed jack-o-lantern walks in to a bar. The outraged bartender yells back, “I told you, I don’t sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I’ll nail you to the wall!” The next day, the duck comes in once again and yet again demands, “I want to buy some peanuts!” The bartender replies, a bit gruffly this time, “I already told you I don’t sell peanuts.” The next day, the duck returns and again says, “I want to buy some peanuts.” The bartender says, “Sorry, don’t sell peanuts.” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip?” The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
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